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Saturday, 10 March 2012

PROFUNDITIES SMS

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→ Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
 

→ A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
 

→ All computers wait at the sames speed.
 

→ Real anarchists play chess without kings.
 

→ Monday is one seventh of your life!
 

→ When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!


→ Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.

→ Money ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
 

→ No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
 

→ Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
 

→ Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.
 

→ Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
 

→ There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your schoulders to the wheel, even worries go 
away.

→ Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.
 

→ We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.

→ The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!

→ Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day
 

→ When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee. ( Niet echt de moeite dus!)
 

→ You can't walk in the light without causting a shadow
 

→ Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
 

→ If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.
 

→ The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes
 

→ The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.
 

→ People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.
 

→ Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails
 

→ The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever
 

→ It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.
 

→ The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past
 

→ Never drive faster thant you guardian angel can fly !
 

→ Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
 

→ When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
 

→ Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !
 

→ When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains
 

→ Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.
 

→ People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.
 

→ Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...
 

→ Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
 

→ Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!
 

→ A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.
 

→ One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married.
 

→ I only drink to make my wife look prettier.
 

→ It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
 

→ Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille
 

→ Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
 

→ Be nice to those who smoke, every sigarette may be their last.
 

→ Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
 

→ Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
 

→ Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
 

→ All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
 

→ Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
 

→ A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
 

→ Every good-bye is the birth of a memory
 

→ Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women
 

→ Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but at different speeds. A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.
 

→ I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.
 

→ There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.
 

→ You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.
 

→ Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!
 

→ What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
 

→ Good advice,whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.
 

→ Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?



GOOD MORNING SMS

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→ Hey Sleeping Bird!
Come Back From The Dreams
New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning
Have A Nice Day.


→ Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,

So start ur day with a SMILE

Have a nice day!
Good Morning…!

→ May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with 
happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love

→ Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments for life
I wish today all the good
Moments approach
Way to make your day joyful
Good Morning

→ No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
friends to luv u,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today,
tomorrow & everyday.
Good Morning…!!

→ Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,
No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....

→ Good Morning
“Just For You”
“Must For You”
“First For You”
“Nothing To Wish”
“Nothing 2 Say”
“”Always Be Happy”
“Its My Pray”
“Have A Nice Day:-)

→ I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big 
Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

→ A sPecIaL BrEakFasT 4 U
In ThE HoTeL Of My HEART
A BouL Of LOVE
A SPooN Of CÄRÉ
MeNu Is FRNDSHIPPaY ThE BilL By Ur CuTe SmiLe.
=G= u= D= m=O=r=N=i=n=g

→ Hello, wakeup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with 
sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all 
day long! 
Take Care!

→ Morning Coolness,
Rising Sun,
Singing Birds,
Melting Dew,
Along With This
Little Heart
Wishing You A Very
Glorious Good Morning

→ The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

→ 5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat &
say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

→ It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning 
sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY 
GOOD MORNING.

→ An honest smile from a smiling heart,
Crossing many kilometers,
has just reached to your INBOX,
Wishing you a very happy
GOOD MORNING

→ Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them 
with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!

→ All mornings are like Paintings:-
You need a little inspiration to get going,
A little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who
Cares to color your day…GOOD MORNING…..Have a Nice Day..

→ With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,
Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

→ A morning is a wonderful blessing,
either cloudy or sunny.
It stands for hope,
giving us another start
of what we call life.
Have a good morning.

→ Wake up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.
Stretch those Inzy Winny Bones,
Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day,
Good Morning…,

→ Please have a coffee of warm SMS
with sugar of sweet wishes
prepared specially for you
at this cold morning from me.
Never mind if sugar is little,
Bcoz I’ve prepared it for the 1st time.
Good Morning.

→ The sun had raised from the east &
birds are singing happily &
butterflies are around the flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say Good Morning to you..

→ Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....
Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

→ M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!
Wish you have nice day
&
of course good morning

→ New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....

→ I just love when morning gets here,
Because i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my best friend.
what a lovely way to start my day.

→ Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has asilent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!

→ A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day

→ Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.
Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

→ With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
I wish you a very special Good Morning….

→ I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now 
what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left
a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning

→ The beautiful dreams has come true.
The little cute birds are singing for you.
The rays of sun are touching your beautiful eyes
and
disturbing you for wishing good morning.

→ New day new blessing.Don”t let yesterday”s failures ruin the
beauty of today,because each day has its own promise of
love,joy,forgiveness…..
Good Morning

→ I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost 
u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. 
Good Morning.

→ 5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..
1- Open Your Eyes.
2- Take A Deep Breath.
3- Smile A Bit.
4- Open Your Arms Wide.
5- Say, “Its Too Early.
Lets Sleep Again.”

→ Before facing a new day,
bow your head & say this prayer:
“Thank you God for this amazingly dashing sender.
May his smartness inspire me all day long”
good morning!!

→ The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever
 you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...Good Morning

→ Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr”s fee…
whole Day think of me….Good Morning…

→ Do you know the meaning of morning.?
morning means: one more inning
given by the god to play and win.
so good morning.
Have a nice day.

→ Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a 
powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always..Good Morning

→ With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
wish you a very special Good Morning….

→ Between 100000 yesterdays & 100000 tomorrows,
There is only one today and I would not let this pass
without saying thanks for
being such a lovely friend… Good Morning…………..

→ Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“

→ Morning is a good time to
remember all the sweet things
and
all sweet persons in your life
so wake up with your your dreams
Goood Morning

→ Thank you for waking me up.
A warm good morning, after
sweet dreams of last night.
wish you a good day with good morning:)

→ It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do,
Send a good morning sms right back to you,
Good Morning my Friend,
HAVE A GOOD MORNING.

→ Your soul came back from dreaml
and
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day
Good Morning

→ We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
and
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!

→ The sun had rise from the east & birds r singing happily &
butterflies are around the flowers. It is time to wake up &
give a big yawning & say good morning to you..

→ The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my freind

→ All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage 
to not to listen to d crowd..
But..
Do wat they felt was right??
Think!!
Gud morning!!

→ Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a
sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open your
eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

→ God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.
So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!
Good morning

→ The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
Good Morning

→ Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify to all the world
a fresh new day is here
Good Morning:

→ Good Morning
Always welcome a new day
with a”smile”on your
lips,
love”in your “heart”&
“good thoughts”in your “mind”
& you’ll have a wonderful day

→ A Bird That
You Set Free
May Be Caught Again,

But

A Word That
Escapes Your Lips
Will Not Return …
So Think Before You Leap
G o.O d MoRnInG


→ The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend

→ One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask 
Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....
Good morning...


→ The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
Good Morning

→ It is aS”imple”M”ind touching”I”nteractive”L”ong lasting”E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Yes..
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,
good morning!

→ A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me 
it won't start or end without me thinking of u...

GOOD Morning!

→ Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed…
Open Your…
Teeny Weeny Eyes…
Wash Your
Pinky Shinky Face…
Because…
Some One Wants to WISH You…
Good Morning

→ Morning VoicesUk: Hi dearUSA:Good morning
China Mehow
Japan:Shanhow
Italy:manichi
India:Namastay
France:sanchay
India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain

→ (G)rapes
(O)range
sap(O)ta
(D)ates
(M)ango
p(O)megranate
st(R)awberry
water-melo(N)
p(I)neapple
ba(N)ana
(G)uava
Have a fruity day..

→ Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say good morning…

→ Dear Customer,
Your remaining
Sleeping time
Has expired.
SO
Please
Leave your bed
And get up.
And
say t0 all
G00D M0RNING HAVE A NICE DAY !!!

→ No man in this world is rich
enough to buy his own PAST.
Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!


→ Wrap a rainbow of joy in you heart,
Let the sun paint a smile on your face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive God’s gift of life.
Good Morning!

→ Morning is not only sunrise
but
A beautiful miracle of God
that defeats Darkness & spreads light. May you have a beautiful day always..!!
Good Morning

→ God will not give you a burden, you can’t handle.
So, if you find yourself in a mess
that’s impossible to resolve,
Take challenge as a compliment.
God thinks you can do it!
Good Morning

→ Silent in mouth may avoid many problems..
But..
smile in mouth may solve all the problems..
So always have a sweet, silent smile…
Wish you a good morning and nice day.

→ Whatever is beautiful,
Whatever is meaningful,
whatever gives you Happiness
May all that be your Today,
Tomorrow & Forever ,
GoöD MorninG

→ An ideal day should begin with
a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand &
A sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day!
Good Morning.

→ Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
…Good Morning….

→ Good morning
With a great light of sun
With the songs of birds
With the great Azaan of Masjid
With the Quraan
With the happiness
With a great smile
And with the morning prayer
Have a nice day


→ Morning beauty with cool and soft breeze
are reminders that Allah loves You.
So you should enjoy the day and
make you day a memorable and lovable day!
“GOOD MORNING”:-*

→ Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u

→ Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart
&
offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.
**Good Morning**
to one such person…

→ Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,
Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MORNING!!!

→ “The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long”
Good morning and have a nice day.

→ An ideal day should begin
with a cute little yawn on your face!
A cup of coffee in your hand
And a message from me on your mobile!!!
Hope you have had all the three!!!
Good Morning….

→ Now SUN is HAPPY and
MOON is Upset
Because
MOON is Missing you and
SUN is with you
Have a Great and
lovely day

→ Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.It’’s something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!
Good Morning & Have a nice day

→ G-get up
O-open your eyes
O-out of your bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams come true
R-rise and shine
N-new friends
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!

→ An excellent saying
“The Dream is not what you see in sleep,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”
Good morning

→ Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Continue learning
Never stop striving
&
Keep your curiosity sharp
&
You’ll never become too old to
appreciate life
~ Good Morning ~


→ Every sunset gives us,
One day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
One day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck!

And Good Morning


TXT & SMS CHATTING LINES

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→ Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.


→ Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?


→ There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!


→ I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!


→ Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the 
hell out of me.


→ Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later.


→ 
Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something 

rising.


→ 
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?


→ 
Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home

 tonight!


→ 
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?


→ 
Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!


→ 
Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!


→ 
Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did 

anyway?


→ 
I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed


→ 
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?


→ 
Is it hot in here or is it you?


→ 
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?


→ 
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


→ 
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.


→ 
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?


→ 
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.


→ 
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.


→ 
Get your coat love, you've pulled.


→ 
I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!


→ 
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to 

see a 
pretty girl
smile. So, would you smile for me?


→ 
You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming


→ 
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?


→ 
Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?


→ 
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you

 there


→ 
If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours


→ 
Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.


→ 
Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!


→ 
I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...


→ 
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!


→ 
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!


→ 
Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!


→ 
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?


do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again


→ if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me


→ My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.


→ "r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day


→ There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?


→ if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together


→ ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?


→ is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?


→ U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written
 All over ya!


→ im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock

Thursday, 8 March 2012

FACEBOOK JOKES

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i m online on Facebook

A boy’s Facebook status – i m online on Facebook during class…
comment from his teacher- turn to page no. 50 of your book.
Moral- Dont be too smart

Ordinary persons will be

Ordinary persons will be with books, But extraordinary persons will be in that book!
Be extraordinary person like ME! “I am in Facebook!

When u fall horribly

When u fall horribly…
A friend will help u 2 get up A good friend will laugh at u & ur best friend will.. Click ur photo n upload on Facebook.

If you wanna make

If you wanna make someone look crazy on Facebook
Just comment on their status & when they reply back delete your Comment..!

Jisse Hum Shadi krte hai

“Sach” Hum Pyar Kisi se karte hai aur Shadi Kisi aur se Jisse Hum Shadi krte hai Wo husbnd/wife ban jate hai aur Jisse Pyar krte hai Wo facebook ki ID ka Pasword ban jate hai…

Sare doston ko

Sare doston ko suchit kiya jata hai ki agar tum logon ka din me 10 msg nahi aaya to mai tum logon ka no facebook pe daal dunga. fir msg delete karte rahna…

 

“NEKI KAR, DARIYA ME DAAL..

Earlier- “NEKI KAR, DARIYA ME DAAL..”
But Now-
“KUCH BHI KAR, FACEBOOK PAR DAAL..” ;-)

Shayari that would blow

Shayari that would blow ur senses-
Roses r red,
Facebook is blue
Roses r red
Facebook is blue
44 mutual friends
Fir b kaun hai be tu .. ;)

If FaceBook gets

If FaceBook gets banned.!
U will see Facebook addict ppl roaming in d streets with their pics in hands crying screamin,”Do U Like Dis Pic?”

Camera man studio me

Camera man studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutr niklega
Bacha:Focus adjst krle
gwaro wali batein na kr photo Facebook pr lgani hai.

ye baat sunke

ye baat sunke mere haatho se Gol Gappa hi gir gaya
.
.
.
jab gol gappe wale ne kaha
Plz giv ur feedback on our facebook page.

What is similarity

What is similarity between facebook & fridge?
Pata hota hai kuch naya nahi hai phir bhi din me 10 baar sab check karte hai.

Height of Facebook

Height of Facebook update
.
.
.
.
.
Suhaag raat hai, ghunghat utha raha hun mai.

Girls status on Facebook

Girls status on Facebook- “Im SAD”
Comments: 1.Hi Kya hua?
2.Hey,evrything ok? Shud i cal?
3.Hey, dnt b sad. Tell me wat hpned?
4.Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chil…
Boys status on Facebook- “I M SAD”
Comments: 1.Rota hi rah zindagi bhar
2.Kya hua be tereko?
3.Dukhi aatma hai sale chor
4.Zindagi jhand ho gayi teri.





Height of Social Networking

Height of Social Networking- Teacher-Where is ur Homework?
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK.
I have uploaded a copy of it and tagged you!

New age poem

New age poem: Chatting chatting.?
Yes Papaaa.
With new boy friends.?
No Papaaa.
Telling lies.?
No Papaaa.
Open ur facebook. Ha ha ha.

Modern Style wedding…

Modern Style wedding…
Pujari: Do u Both Agree To Change Ur Facebook Status To MARRIED.?
Couple: Yes, we do..
Pujari: Vivah sampann….