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tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches dbreats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches dbreats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
→ Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.
→ Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
→ The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better thefuck,give me a ring u might be in luck
louder the scream,louder the scream the better thefuck,give me a ring u might be in luck
→ Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.
→ A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
→ Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?
my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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1st boy commented :
Kya hua ra#di ? Ro kahe ko ri hai ? :/
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2nd boy commeted :
Areyy kisne c#oda ra#di ko ?
*She blocked him too*
3rd boy commeted :
Lu#d nahi mila kya aaj ?
*She blocked him too*
4th boy commeted :
Bhen ki lo~dii.. Jab dekho roti rehti hai facebook pe.. !
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5th boy commented :
Kya hua Dear ? Kya main aapki madad karoon ?
She commented back :
Chup kar chutiye.. !!
**The Boy blocked her..
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Its a funny world on facebook.. !
status :
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Kya hua ra#di ? Ro kahe ko ri hai ? :/
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2nd boy commeted :
Areyy kisne c#oda ra#di ko ?
*She blocked him too*
3rd boy commeted :
Lu#d nahi mila kya aaj ?
*She blocked him too*
4th boy commeted :
Bhen ki lo~dii.. Jab dekho roti rehti hai facebook pe.. !
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5th boy commented :
Kya hua Dear ? Kya main aapki madad karoon ?
She commented back :
Chup kar chutiye.. !!
**The Boy blocked her..
**Its a funny world on facebook.. !
HEIGHT OF POVERTY
HEIGHT OF POVERTY:
Wife stiching husband’s condom.
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HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE:
A girl applying clearsil 2 her
nipples
thinking they r pimples.
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HEIGHT OF AMBITION:
An ant is climbing on the leg of
elephant
with a motive of rape.
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HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:
Naked man sleeping on top of a
naked
woman expecting an earthquake
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rest.
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HEIGHT OF PATIENCE: A guy
standing in
a queue to f~ck his wife.
Wife stiching husband’s condom.
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HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE:
A girl applying clearsil 2 her
nipples
thinking they r pimples.
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HEIGHT OF AMBITION:
An ant is climbing on the leg of
elephant
with a motive of rape.
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HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:
Naked man sleeping on top of a
naked
woman expecting an earthquake
2 do d
rest.
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HEIGHT OF PATIENCE: A guy
standing in
a queue to f~ck his wife.
Why dis C#odaveri
Why dis C#odaveri C#odaveri C#odaveri di.
“Gf in Room Room,
Wearing Bra white,
Nipple color light light,
Mine Lu#d Tight”
Why dis C#odaveri C#odaveri di..
“Hand la Bra,
Bra da B00bs,
B00bs full milk.
Wetty c#oot,
Lu#d cum,
Sx like silk.
B00bs B00bs
Sexy B00bs,i want suck now,
C#oot C#oot Wetty C#oot,i want f~ck now”
“Guys m f~cking now,she’s screaming now,
This msg is for C#odu Boys, we dnt have choice”
Why dis C#odaveri C#odaveridi…
“Gf in Room Room,
Wearing Bra white,
Nipple color light light,
Mine Lu#d Tight”
Why dis C#odaveri C#odaveri di..
“Hand la Bra,
Bra da B00bs,
B00bs full milk.
Wetty c#oot,
Lu#d cum,
Sx like silk.
B00bs B00bs
Sexy B00bs,i want suck now,
C#oot C#oot Wetty C#oot,i want f~ck now”
“Guys m f~cking now,she’s screaming now,
This msg is for C#odu Boys, we dnt have choice”
Why dis C#odaveri C#odaveridi…
1 ladke ko chirag
1 ladke ko chirag mila.
Usne use uthaya aur ragda toh
Zordaar Dhamaka hua
9 logo ki Gaa#d Fat Gai
Alladin ka Zamana Gaya b#osdiwalo
Aur Lawaris chizo se door raho.
Usne use uthaya aur ragda toh
Zordaar Dhamaka hua
9 logo ki Gaa#d Fat Gai
Alladin ka Zamana Gaya b#osdiwalo
Aur Lawaris chizo se door raho.
Pike gadi mat chalao
Gf : Pike gadi mat chalao boht acdnt ho rhe hai…
Bf-thnx baby, Ur so caring
Frnd: Pike gadi mat chala boht acdnt ho rhe hai…
Boy: Baap ko c#odna mat sikha Lau%e…
Bf-thnx baby, Ur so caring
Frnd: Pike gadi mat chala boht acdnt ho rhe hai…
Boy: Baap ko c#odna mat sikha Lau%e…
iss root ki sabhi
SXTEL NETWORK…
aap jis c#oot se sampark karna chahte hai wo is wakt apka lu#d nahi le sakti.
iss root ki sabhi ra#diya vyast hai, kripya muth markar santosh kare.
aap jis c#oot se sampark karna chahte hai wo is wakt apka lu#d nahi le sakti.
iss root ki sabhi ra#diya vyast hai, kripya muth markar santosh kare.
Life me kitni
Life me kitni bhi badi problem aaye.
Bus ek baar apne GAA#D pe haath rakhna or kahena ALL IS WELL.
Kyunki problem me sabse pehli aadmi ki GAA#D hi fatati hai.
Bus ek baar apne GAA#D pe haath rakhna or kahena ALL IS WELL.
Kyunki problem me sabse pehli aadmi ki GAA#D hi fatati hai.
tum bahut Moti ho
Saali- Jiju mujhe Cho%o na,
Jiju- nahi, tum bahut Moti ho,
Saali- Abe,ga#du madarc#od, kabhi suna nahi kya, Chikan ka maza Boti me, aur
C#oot ka maza MOti me
Jiju- nahi, tum bahut Moti ho,
Saali- Abe,ga#du madarc#od, kabhi suna nahi kya, Chikan ka maza Boti me, aur
C#oot ka maza MOti me
dono me haddi
Pen!s & Zuban me samanta :
dono me haddi nhi hai,
dono pe kabu rakhna mushkil,
dono se pichkari maar sakte hai,
dono ko tarah tarah k item chakhne ka shauk hai.
dono me haddi nhi hai,
dono pe kabu rakhna mushkil,
dono se pichkari maar sakte hai,
dono ko tarah tarah k item chakhne ka shauk hai.
Shadi me photografer
Shadi me photografer banne ka kuch aur hi maza hai..
Ladkiya
-meri lona..
-Meri akeli ki lo.
-ye meri frnd hai hum dono ki sath me lo.
-Khade khade lena.
Ladkiya
-meri lona..
-Meri akeli ki lo.
-ye meri frnd hai hum dono ki sath me lo.
-Khade khade lena.
GIRLS put makeup
GIRLS put makeup..
lots of creams,
perfumes
& they make the best hairstyle EVER..
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Finally Guys luk at dem n say:
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B#ENC#OD GAA#D Dekh La~di ki..
lots of creams,
perfumes
& they make the best hairstyle EVER..
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Finally Guys luk at dem n say:
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B#ENC#OD GAA#D Dekh La~di ki..
what is bikini?
Teacher- what is bikini?
Boy-Bikini is the only dress, in which whole body of a girl is exposed, phir bhi sali nazre sirf covered area pe hi jati hai…
Boy-Bikini is the only dress, in which whole body of a girl is exposed, phir bhi sali nazre sirf covered area pe hi jati hai…
Kya naam hai
Teachar: Kya naam hai Tumhara?
Student: Pandit Uday Das Devannd Itwaari..
Teachar: Bahut lamba naam hai, short me bolo,
Student: Short me- P U D D I.
Student: Pandit Uday Das Devannd Itwaari..
Teachar: Bahut lamba naam hai, short me bolo,
Student: Short me- P U D D I.
tum ladke log
GIRL: tum ladke log gale me tabeez or pars me condom kyu rakhte ho?
BOY: Is Paapi Duniya me BHOOT or C#OOT Ka Koi Bharosa Nahi Kab Kaha Mil Jaye.
BOY: Is Paapi Duniya me BHOOT or C#OOT Ka Koi Bharosa Nahi Kab Kaha Mil Jaye.
jo admi ko
Bhakt: Baba ch~t aur ch~tiye me kya antar hai?
Baba: Beta jo admi ko pagal kar de use ch~t kehte hai aur jo ch~t k piche pagal ho jaye use ch~tiya kehte hai.
Baba: Beta jo admi ko pagal kar de use ch~t kehte hai aur jo ch~t k piche pagal ho jaye use ch~tiya kehte hai.
1 girl had bunked
1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving aroung in college.
1 professor asked her: Ye kya? Period ke samay ghumna?
Girl: Yahi soch to badalni hai.
1 professor asked her: Ye kya? Period ke samay ghumna?
Girl: Yahi soch to badalni hai.
Ladka Bank me
Ladka Bank me gaya. Cashier Ladki thi..
Ladka: “Madam, dalne me Intrest Jyada milta hai ya nikalne me?
Ladki: Dalkar jyada der rakhne me…
Ladka: “Madam, dalne me Intrest Jyada milta hai ya nikalne me?
Ladki: Dalkar jyada der rakhne me…
If u want to
If u want to sexually satisfy to woman,
then change position daily..
And
If u want to satisfy yourself,
then change woman daily…
then change position daily..
And
If u want to satisfy yourself,
then change woman daily…
Now Sunny leon
Now Sunny leon is going to act in jism 2,name of d song would be like this….
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awaraPORN,
BanjaraPORN…
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awaraPORN,
BanjaraPORN…
SUPER DUPER GAALI
SUPER DUPER GAALI BY 1 GIRL TO ANOTHER GIRL:
Shut up u bitch,
your Vag!na has been used more than Google….!!!!!:-)
Shut up u bitch,
your Vag!na has been used more than Google….!!!!!:-)
Did u know
Boy: Did u know,
Sperms r made of Glucose.?
Sperms r made of Glucose.?
Girl: Sach.? Ye baat to mujhe pata hi nahi thi,thanx..
Boy: Chalo ab isi baat par “MUH TO MITHA KAR LO.
Ladki muskura ke
Bakarc#odi ki had..
Ek Ladka chalti bus me khadi Ladki ki ga#d me ungli dalta hai,
to Ladki muskura ke bolti hai-
“UTNA HI NIKALA NA JITNA KHA SAKO”
(^.^)
to Ladki muskura ke bolti hai-
“UTNA HI NIKALA NA JITNA KHA SAKO”
(^.^)
Band karo light
Pati bola : Good night
Patni boli : aise kaise good night
Band karo light
Lu#d karo tight,
karlo ch~t se fight,
Aur gira do apna B!RLA WH!TE.
Am i right ??
Patni boli : aise kaise good night
Band karo light
Lu#d karo tight,
karlo ch~t se fight,
Aur gira do apna B!RLA WH!TE.
Am i right ??
1 Sacha Dost
1 Sacha Dost Wahi H
Jo Apka Pehla Ansu Poch Le
Dusra Ansu Rok Le
Aur Agar Tisra Ansu Aya To
Zor Se Thapad Mare Aur
Kahe
BHOS%IKE LE AB KHUL K RO L
Jo Apka Pehla Ansu Poch Le
Dusra Ansu Rok Le
Aur Agar Tisra Ansu Aya To
Zor Se Thapad Mare Aur
Kahe
BHOS%IKE LE AB KHUL K RO L
Girl1 to girl2
Girl1 to girl2: u r looking beautiful today
Girl2:thanks yaar u r my true friend
Girl2:thanks yaar u r my true friend
Boy1 to boy2: kya be aaj mast dikh ra h tu..
Boy2: to phir aa chus le mera. .
Boy2: to phir aa chus le mera. .
*Izzat Ka Faluda*
*Izzat Ka Faluda*
A Man Sitting With his Wife in Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife & Says
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Paise Pehle Le lena
ye admi Baad Me Bohat Lafda Karta Hai..
Another Lady Comes to his Wife & Says
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Paise Pehle Le lena
ye admi Baad Me Bohat Lafda Karta Hai..
Ek ladka bike pe
Ek ladka bike pe ja raha tha. traffic Police ne pakda.
Police- License hai?
Ladka- no
Police- Paise hai?
Ladka-No
Police- License hai?
Ladka- no
Police- Paise hai?
Ladka-No
Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daal ke 2 baal ukhad liya.
Ldka- Aisa kiyon kiya?
Police- taki tum kisi ko ye na kah sako ki police ne pakda magar jha#t ka ek baal nahi ukhad saka.
Yaro ki English
Yaro ki English Dictionary:
Xcuse Me=Ht Bhos%i K.
Stupid=ga#du.
Get Out=Ga#d mrwa.
Get Lost=pakad le ab.
No=Ghantaa.
Hello=Aur lau%e..
wo do king
Teacher- wo do king ka naam btao jinhone duniya k logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya..
Student- Sir
1. SMO KING
2. DRIN KING
Teacher- Wrong answer Right answer is…
1. Fuc k!ng
2. Suc k!ng
Moral- “jaruri nhi student hi bakarc#od ho teacher bhi madrc#od ho skte hai” !!!
Student- Sir
1. SMO KING
2. DRIN KING
Teacher- Wrong answer Right answer is…
1. Fuc k!ng
2. Suc k!ng
Moral- “jaruri nhi student hi bakarc#od ho teacher bhi madrc#od ho skte hai” !!!
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