FACEBOOK JOKES

IF U LIKE THE PAGE ,PLEASE LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW:

i m online on Facebook

A boy’s Facebook status – i m online on Facebook during class…
comment from his teacher- turn to page no. 50 of your book.
Moral- Dont be too smart

Ordinary persons will be

Ordinary persons will be with books, But extraordinary persons will be in that book!
Be extraordinary person like ME! “I am in Facebook!

When u fall horribly

When u fall horribly…
A friend will help u 2 get up A good friend will laugh at u & ur best friend will.. Click ur photo n upload on Facebook.

If you wanna make

If you wanna make someone look crazy on Facebook…
Just comment on their status & when they reply back delete your Comment..!

Jisse Hum Shadi krte hai

“Sach” Hum Pyar Kisi se karte hai aur Shadi Kisi aur se Jisse Hum Shadi krte hai Wo husbnd/wife ban jate hai aur Jisse Pyar krte hai Wo facebook ki ID ka Pasword ban jate hai…

Sare doston ko

Sare doston ko suchit kiya jata hai ki agar tum logon ka din me 10 msg nahi aaya to mai tum logon ka no facebook pe daal dunga. fir msg delete karte rahna…

 

“NEKI KAR, DARIYA ME DAAL..

Earlier- “NEKI KAR, DARIYA ME DAAL..”
But Now-
“KUCH BHI KAR, FACEBOOK PAR DAAL..” 

Shayari that would blow

Shayari that would blow ur senses-
Roses r red,
Facebook is blue
Roses r red
Facebook is blue
44 mutual friends
Fir b kaun hai be tu .. 

If FaceBook gets

If FaceBook gets banned.!
U will see Facebook addict ppl roaming in d streets with their pics in hands crying screamin,”Do U Like Dis Pic?”

Camera man studio me

Camera man studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutr niklega
Bacha:Focus adjst krle
gwaro wali batein na kr photo Facebook pr lgani hai.

ye baat sunke

ye baat sunke mere haatho se Gol Gappa hi gir gaya
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jab gol gappe wale ne kaha
Plz giv ur feedback on our facebook page.

What is similarity

What is similarity between facebook & fridge?
Pata hota hai kuch naya nahi hai phir bhi din me 10 baar sab check karte hai.

Height of Facebook

Height of Facebook update

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Suhaag raat hai, ghunghat utha raha hun mai.

Girls status on Facebook

Girls status on Facebook- “Im SAD”
Comments: 1.Hi Kya hua?
2.Hey,evrything ok? Shud i cal?
3.Hey, dnt b sad. Tell me wat hpned?
4.Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chil…
Boys status on Facebook- “I M SAD”
Comments: 1.Rota hi rah zindagi bhar
2.Kya hua be tereko?
3.Dukhi aatma hai sale chor
4.Zindagi jhand ho gayi teri.

Height of Social Networking

Height of Social Networking- Teacher-Where is ur Homework?
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK.
I have uploaded a copy of it and tagged you!

New age poem

New age poem: Chatting chatting.?
Yes Papaaa.
With new boy friends.?
No Papaaa.
Telling lies.?
No Papaaa.
Open ur facebook. Ha ha ha.

Modern Style wedding…

Modern Style wedding…
Pujari: Do u Both Agree To Change Ur Facebook Status To MARRIED.?
Couple: Yes, we do..
Pujari: Vivah sampann….