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Wednesday, 29 February 2012

ADULT SMS FOR 18+

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→ Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

→ Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

→ Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged


→ The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

→ Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

→ A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

→ Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

→ rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls inriver.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?wherevatherZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock

→ LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH





A girl updated her

A girl updated her
status : :( (
1st boy commented :
Kya hua ra#di ? Ro kahe ko ri hai ? :/
*She blocked him*
2nd boy commeted :
Areyy kisne c#oda ra#di ko ?
*She blocked him too*
3rd boy commeted :
Lu#d nahi mila kya aaj ?
*She blocked him too*
4th boy commeted :
Bhen ki lo~dii.. Jab dekho roti rehti hai facebook pe.. !
*She blocked him too*
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5th boy commented :
Kya hua Dear ? Kya main aapki madad karoon ?
She commented back :
Chup kar chutiye.. !!
**The Boy blocked her.. :P **
Its a funny world on facebook.. !

HEIGHT OF POVERTY

HEIGHT OF POVERTY:
Wife stiching husband’s condom.
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HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE:
A girl applying clearsil 2 her
nipples
thinking they r pimples.
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HEIGHT OF AMBITION:
An ant is climbing on the leg of
elephant
with a motive of rape.
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HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:
Naked man sleeping on top of a
naked
woman expecting an earthquake
2 do d
rest.
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HEIGHT OF PATIENCE: A guy
standing in
a queue to f~ck his wife.

Why dis C#odaveri

Why dis C#odaveri C#odaveri C#odaveri di.
“Gf in Room Room,
Wearing Bra white,
Nipple color light light,
Mine Lu#d Tight”
Why dis C#odaveri C#odaveri di..
“Hand la Bra,
Bra da B00bs,
B00bs full milk.
Wetty c#oot,
Lu#d cum,
Sx like silk.
B00bs B00bs
Sexy B00bs,i want suck now,
C#oot C#oot Wetty C#oot,i want f~ck now”
“Guys m f~cking now,she’s screaming now,
This msg is for C#odu Boys, we dnt have choice”
Why dis C#odaveri C#odaveridi…




1 ladke ko chirag

1 ladke ko chirag mila.
Usne use uthaya aur ragda toh
Zordaar Dhamaka hua
9 logo ki Gaa#d Fat Gai
Alladin ka Zamana Gaya b#osdiwalo
Aur Lawaris chizo se door raho.

Pike gadi mat chalao

Gf : Pike gadi mat chalao boht acdnt ho rhe hai…
Bf-thnx baby, Ur so caring
Frnd: Pike gadi mat chala boht acdnt ho rhe hai…
Boy: Baap ko c#odna mat sikha Lau%e…

iss root ki sabhi

SXTEL NETWORK…
aap jis c#oot se sampark karna chahte hai wo is wakt apka lu#d nahi le sakti.
iss root ki sabhi ra#diya vyast hai, kripya muth markar santosh kare.

Life me kitni

Life me kitni bhi badi problem aaye.
Bus ek baar apne GAA#D pe haath rakhna or kahena ALL IS WELL.
Kyunki problem me sabse pehli aadmi ki GAA#D hi fatati hai.



tum bahut Moti ho

Saali- Jiju mujhe Cho%o na,
Jiju- nahi, tum bahut Moti ho,
Saali- Abe,ga#du madarc#od, kabhi suna nahi kya, Chikan ka maza Boti me, aur
C#oot ka maza MOti me

dono me haddi

Pen!s & Zuban me samanta :
dono me haddi nhi hai,
dono pe kabu rakhna mushkil,
dono se pichkari maar sakte hai,
dono ko tarah tarah k item chakhne ka shauk hai.

Shadi me photografer

Shadi me photografer banne ka kuch aur hi maza hai..
Ladkiya
-meri lona..
-Meri akeli ki lo.
-ye meri frnd hai hum dono ki sath me lo.
-Khade khade lena.

GIRLS put makeup

GIRLS put makeup..
lots of creams,
perfumes
& they make the best hairstyle EVER..
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Finally Guys luk at dem n say:
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B#ENC#OD GAA#D Dekh La~di ki..




what is bikini?

Teacher- what is bikini?
Boy-Bikini is the only dress, in which whole body of a girl is exposed, phir bhi sali nazre sirf covered area pe hi jati hai…

Kya naam hai

Teachar: Kya naam hai Tumhara?
Student: Pandit Uday Das Devannd Itwaari..
Teachar: Bahut lamba naam hai, short me bolo,
Student: Short me- P U D D I.

tum ladke log

GIRL: tum ladke log gale me tabeez or pars me condom kyu rakhte ho?
BOY: Is Paapi Duniya me BHOOT or C#OOT Ka Koi Bharosa Nahi Kab Kaha Mil Jaye.

jo admi ko

Bhakt: Baba ch~t aur ch~tiye me kya antar hai?
Baba: Beta jo admi ko pagal kar de use ch~t kehte hai aur jo ch~t k piche pagal ho jaye use ch~tiya kehte hai.

1 girl had bunked

1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving aroung in college.
1 professor asked her: Ye kya? Period ke samay ghumna?
Girl: Yahi soch to badalni hai.

Ladka Bank me

Ladka Bank me gaya. Cashier Ladki thi..
Ladka: “Madam, dalne me Intrest Jyada milta hai ya nikalne me?
Ladki: Dalkar jyada der rakhne me…

If u want to

If u want to sexually satisfy to woman,
then change position daily..
And
If u want to satisfy yourself,
then change woman daily…

Now Sunny leon

Now Sunny leon is going to act in jism 2,name of d song would be like this….
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awaraPORN,
BanjaraPORN…

SUPER DUPER GAALI

SUPER DUPER GAALI BY 1 GIRL TO ANOTHER GIRL:
Shut up u bitch,
your Vag!na has been used more than Google….!!!!!:-)

Did u know

Boy: Did u know,
Sperms r made of Glucose.?
Girl: Sach.? Ye baat to mujhe pata hi nahi thi,thanx..
Boy: Chalo ab isi baat par “MUH TO MITHA KAR LO.

Ladki muskura ke

Bakarc#odi ki had..
Ek Ladka chalti bus me khadi Ladki ki ga#d me ungli dalta hai,
to Ladki muskura ke bolti hai-
“UTNA HI NIKALA NA JITNA KHA SAKO”
(^.^)

Band karo light

Pati bola : Good night
Patni boli : aise kaise good night
Band karo light
Lu#d karo tight,
karlo ch~t se fight,
Aur gira do apna B!RLA WH!TE.
Am i right ??

1 Sacha Dost

1 Sacha Dost Wahi H
Jo Apka Pehla Ansu Poch Le
Dusra Ansu Rok Le
Aur Agar Tisra Ansu Aya To
Zor Se Thapad Mare Aur
Kahe
BHOS%IKE LE AB KHUL K RO L

Girl1 to girl2

Girl1 to girl2: u r looking beautiful today
Girl2:thanks yaar u r my true friend
Boy1 to boy2: kya be aaj mast dikh ra h tu..
Boy2: to phir aa chus le mera. .

*Izzat Ka Faluda*

*Izzat Ka Faluda*
A Man Sitting With his Wife in Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife & Says
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Paise Pehle Le lena
ye admi Baad Me Bohat Lafda Karta Hai..




Ek ladka bike pe

Ek ladka bike pe ja raha tha. traffic Police ne pakda.
Police- License hai?
Ladka- no
Police- Paise hai?
Ladka-No
Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daal ke 2 baal ukhad liya.
Ldka- Aisa kiyon kiya?
Police- taki tum kisi ko ye na kah sako ki police ne pakda magar jha#t ka ek baal nahi ukhad saka.

Yaro ki English

Yaro ki English Dictionary:
Xcuse Me=Ht Bhos%i K.
Stupid=ga#du.
Get Out=Ga#d mrwa.
Get Lost=pakad le ab.
No=Ghantaa.
Hello=Aur lau%e..

wo do king

Teacher- wo do king ka naam btao jinhone duniya k logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya..
Student- Sir
1. SMO KING
2. DRIN KING
Teacher- Wrong answer Right answer is…
1. Fuc k!ng
2. Suc k!ng
Moral- “jaruri nhi student hi bakarc#od ho teacher bhi madrc#od ho skte hai” !!!


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